I claim a lot of things are evil (i.e. computers, squirrels, moving vehicles, etc.), this time it's doorknobs. Why doorknobs?
They're pluses:
- Fantastic invention
- Opens doors
- Can lock people out in the cold
- Cool designs
- And, they're shiny (unless you paint them)
I love doorknobs, I do, but they are evil. Seriously. Everything's all good until the doorbell rings (another thing that is evil, by the way) and you run to the front door. On your way, your elbow knocks into your bedroom doorknob, causing searing pain and a bruise.
I am living through that pain right now.
I think my family just has issue with door in general. Everyo